Welcome to CatPencil, where Cats get flavoured like pencils
Welcome Panel for Welcomes, duh.Heyoo, internet stranger! or..my mom? If you're my mom looking at this website somehow, blink twice!
Woah, is that you?! Woah, is that me?! Well, I suppose I gotta introduce myself like any other gentleman. Very nice to meet you, lovely!
This is my lane, my batcave that doesn't get copyrighted by Warner Bros. Hehe.
Think of this place as a personal website, cause that's what it is, duh. The rumours about this website being used to trap the souls of the undead are LIES! LIES, LIES!...
NEWS, BY ME
Totally real (trust me)CAT FARTS TOO LOUD AND TURNS BLUE, AND THEN GETS CASTED IN THE HIT-SERIES GUMBALL
FAMOUS ACTOR ANNE HATHAWAY TO AMBORGO CHINA AMID ESCLATING CONTENT CRISIS ON COCOMELON
From the desk
Personal notesWelcome in! I know you must have tons of questions. Many questions, such as, "Why did the United States government direct me to this website when I said I committed tax fraud?" or "What are civil liberties?"
While I absolutely guarantee nothing, and by that, I literally mean you should not expect anything from this website, I do hope you'll find something interesting here. And, hopefully, this website will not commit arson.
This is an independently maintained personal website.